Eulenloch

Call me Lynx or Ilves or whatever the word is in your language of choice. I'll fill you in on the facts later. My blog is a mixed bag of birds, cats, my minimum wage dead-end job and other things I find relevant.

~ Friday, May 17 ~

tastefullyoffensive:

itscarororo: i never learned how

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~ Wednesday, May 15 ~

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

There’s going to be strip clubs in Pokémon X and Y.

More like strip clubs in Japanese X & Y as any resemblance of them will be censored when the game hits North America and Europe. Ever since FireRed/LeafGreen children have apparently become so susceptible that they will automatically develop a gambling problem if they so much as see a character titled “gambler” or play a minigame where they can either lose or gain money.

Any hint of the existence of strip clubs would make our precious babies think that maybe there are magical places where you can pay women to jiggle their boobs in your face. I would have liked the idea. I was always quite the boob enthusiast.

Tags: ˟ pokemon x & y ˟ censorship ˟ speaking of strip clubs i am presently single so i don't get to see as much real boobs as i'd like so if i had the money i would go to one ˟ who's going with me?
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~ Monday, May 13 ~

animalgazing:

lion teeth by gregbows on Flickr.

Tags: ˟ ooo what a lovely reference picture ˟ lion ˟ raions ˟ ububu
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~ Saturday, May 11 ~

pokemon tcg online is so stupidly laggy and clunky and impossible to use but i can’t stop playing it help

Tags: ˟ pokemon tcgo ˟ pokemon tcg ˟ pokemon ˟ psyduck ˟ pokemon tcg online
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~ Thursday, May 9 ~

how did this get here i am not good at photoshop

Tags: ˟ zoroark ˟ pokemon ˟ original content ˟ what is planning colors beforehand ain't nobody got time for dat
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~ Monday, May 6 ~

the meaning behind my url: lyncus is a name from greek mythology that means lynx. my last name is literally lynx in finnish. i’m a cool cat.

weakness: long term stress. i can handle a few hours of intense stress just fine. long term i get depressed and withdraw from the source of stress, usually schoolwork. this is the main reason i do a lot better working part-time than studying.

why i love my best friend: i can completely shut down my brain and any verbal inhibitors i might have with her and she doesn’t give a shit.

last time i cried and why: hm.

piercings i have: none. never had much interest in them.

favourite band/s and artists: of montreal, the smiths, franz ferdinand, janelle monáe, värttinä, something something something, i have a lot that i go back to periodically.

biggest turn off: maybe obnoxiousness. can be about anything. just play it cool

tattoos i want: i sort of secretly really want a pokemon tattoo. specifically a jolteon one. shhh don’t tell anybody

biggest turn on: oh man. thin genderfucks with animalistic qualities. freud also dictates that they must have mental disorders but i wish it wasn’t so.

age: 21. oop.

ideas of a perfect date: going to the zoo or a museum or anywhere interesting where we can talk about things we see and spazz about how stupidly tiny pygmy owls are.

life goal(s): to do well at whatever i do and be happy and have a dumb queer family with a kid or two.

piercings i want: nah.

relationship status: i’m a strong independent black woman who need no man

favourite movie: i’ve only seen pedro almodóvar’s bad education once but i decided then and there that it was my favourite film.

phobia: i’m not scared of too many things. i used to mentally whip out a flamethrower every time i see a silverfish but nowadays i pretty much just say hello to the little fella and stomp it to death.

middle name: kuisma. also the name i go by. neat and impractical but that’s me for you.